Poop!

"It's a "Porch-uh"" (ikazuchi)
12/09/2013 at 23:04 • Filed to: doody

After a month of attempts (and failures) my boy pooped on the toilet tonight! I never thought I'd be so excited about poop, but as a man, I somehow always knew I would. As a reward, he was promised my 1:18 scale die-cast Viper GTS. Hopefully this stays in one piece a bit longer than the 360 Modena he got a year ago.

DISCUSSION (12)

scoob > It's a "Porch-uh"
12/09/2013 at 23:06

Kinja tag of the century.

ttyymmnn > It's a "Porch-uh"
12/09/2013 at 23:08

When my boys finally got out of diapers it felt like I got a raise. Congrats.

FlipperB > It's a "Porch-uh"
12/09/2013 at 23:11

Sorry dude, I give that rear hatch a week at best. But congrats on the poop. Been there, done that. FWIW, once in a while Costco has some decent quality 1:18 cars pretty cheap... I let my son pick out a Porsche 911 and a fastback Mustang.

f86sabre > It's a "Porch-uh"
12/09/2013 at 23:16

Congrats. The next step is whipping themselves. That really is a beautiful day.

The Compromiser > It's a "Porch-uh"
12/09/2013 at 23:19

Yes my youngest has a charger and a Crown Vic (RCMP cruiser edition). I think he pooped the grill out. Still no tires though....

Nothing > It's a "Porch-uh"
12/09/2013 at 23:25

I crossed this same threshold on Friday! Welcome!!

Nothing > Nothing
12/09/2013 at 23:26

Well, not me literally, my son did.

Frank Grimes > It's a "Porch-uh"
12/09/2013 at 23:35

jsut dont let him try to drive his down the sidewalk like I did with my yellow lambo diablo it hit a crack and wrecked up the paint. I was suprisingly heartbroken. But then why did I do it?

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > It's a "Porch-uh"
12/10/2013 at 00:15

man, you are the Sh&t!

It's a "Porch-uh" > FlipperB
12/10/2013 at 02:09

Yeah, last time we were there he nearly crapped his pants (pun intended) when he saw a 1:18 Porsche 918 and Gallardo.

The 360 is a total mess, but he's a little bit older now so I hope this one lasts a bit longer. As long as his little sister doesn't get her hands on it.

puddler > Frank Grimes
12/11/2013 at 00:51

when i was 6-ish i got 2 diecast nascars. busted out my sidewalk chalk and drew a racetrack on the driveway that most likely was better than the nurburgring. i ran several laps without accidental incident, and must have become bored because i decided i'd try my track the other way. well, one of the concrete form gaps which previously was a slight drop became a break, and as i ran full tilt, as much of my weight square on each car (downforce) i rounded the corner and the cars stopped. i didn't. skinned everything from my forehead to chin. since then, i've been much more observant for such obstacles on my sidewalk chalk racetracks.

Frank Grimes > puddler
12/11/2013 at 18:16

I loved this story.